Thursday, January 12, 2012

Caption This - Win a Copy of the Seven Daily Sins Leader Kit

Provide a caption for this photo in the comments.



Funniest comment -- as judged purely subjectively by me -- wins a copy of the Seven Daily Sins Leader Kit which retails for $49.95 and includes a copy of the book, DVD with supplementary videos, leader guide, CD playlist (featuring Lecrae, Johnny Cash, et.al.), all in a sturdy cardboard case.

Rules and guidelines:

1. I have to think it's funny. Making fun of Tom Brady is fine and dandy, but remember, as a vocal Brady fan, I've heard every variation of the "he's a girl"/"he has a girl's hair" jokes out there, so surprise me.

2. You can enter as often as you like.

3. Leave an email address so I can contact you if you win OR make sure to check back at this post after the deadline:

4. I will pick the winner sometime Sunday and contact them by email (if I have it) and update this post as notification.

UPDATE:
Winner of the kit is Kevin Copeland, whose caption was the best rendition of a repeated joke:
And the women sang to one another as they celebrated,
"Tebow has scored his thousands,
and Brady his ten thousands." (1 Pats 18:7)
But since Nic Ferguson had a similar joke posted before Kevin's, I'm gonna send him a kit too. Email me your shipping addresses at jared AT gospeldrivenchurch DOT com, guys, and I'll get them out asap.

Runner up was James Snare's caption:
Tom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?

Tim: I'm a virgin....
I have no idea what that even means, but it made me chuckle.

134 comments:

David Hamby said...

Tom: You know you'll never be as good as me right?
Tim: Yea, but I've got Jesus.
Tom: Do touchdowns take away from my sins?
Tim: Nope.

david.hamby@bobcats.gcsu.edu

richard said...

"If you were to die tonight and God asked you...?"

@kootenayrev
richardscomments AT gmail DOT com

Jimmy Davis said...

Brady: "Gee, your breath smells terrific."

Tebow: "Thanks man. Just signed a sponsorship deal with Testamints."

will4me13 said...

"Hey Tim is it a sin to play football on a Sunday? "
"No man not at all, but it is a sin to kiss me. Im just sayin. Little space please."

Jimmy Davis said...

Darth Brady: "Come to the dark side, together we can rule the NFL galaxy!"

Tim SkyTalker: "Nooooooooo!!!!!!!"

David Jennings said...

Tom Terrific: "Listen, kid. That Sampson story in your book? Dude was ON to something. Ever since I cut off my luscious locks, it just hasn't been the same."

will4me13 said...

Tom: After this is over I'm going to Disneyland.
Tim: After this is over I'm going to heaven.

Pastor Randy said...

Tom: "Hey Tim, would you like me to sign the game ball for you?"

CLBCPastorRandy@gmail.com

Josh Cousineau said...

Tim "Yeah that Wilson guy might tweet about you as much as a 12yr old at a Bieber show, but you know he's on my team right..."

robglobke said...

don't know how anybody can compete with Jimmy D's "testmints" -- very well played

"excuse me Tim, your melon seems to be in the way of that camera's ability to see my well framed face"

Joseph said...

Hey Tim, 41 to 23? Pray HARDER!

robglobke said...

don't know if anybody can compete with Jimmy D's "testamints" -- very well played

"If I teach you how to throw, can God teach me how to scramble?"

Joseph said...

Do you know what Bradying is Tim? It's when you throw touchdowns no matter what else is going on.

The Real Chris Moore said...

"Were the same height?"

chrismoore81@me.com

Joseph said...

Hey Tom, do you remember when my head was shaved like a monk? Dude that was EPIC!

Joseph said...

Tim, do you mind if we get a picture Tebowing together? Gisele will be sooo jealous! She thinks your awesome.

jaredwc13 said...

Tim, "Hey, just a heads up. God told me he's giving me your right arm."

Tom, "What? Why?"

Tim, "He picked me up off waivers in his fantasy league and ended up in the playoffs. Relax, it'll be painless. Plus you get to keep your wife."

Joseph said...

Hey Tim, you can be wing man anytime.
No way Tom, you can mine!

Raindream said...

1. "Dude, you're awesome."
"Not all. You are awesome."
"I beg to differ, because you are flat awesome."
"Not as much as you are..."

2. Brady: What do you think Kurt Warner's saying about this?
Tebow: Who?

3. Brady: I think I saw angels on that touchdown, man.
Tebow: Chariot of fire, dude.

Anonymous said...

Brady: "Hey Tim do you think it is a sin to look this good!?"




gorems09@gmail.com

Jordan Cobb said...

Brady: "Tim, great game buddy. I..."
Tebow: "Hold on Tom, I felt some of my power leave me. Who touched me?"

Matt Giles said...

Tim: Some say it's a misapplication but I think it works for us. 'Where two or more are gathered...'

mgiles@lyonscreekbaptist.org

Joseph said...

Hey Tim, great game...I'm sorry, I couldn't even finish that with a straight face. Are we done here?

Jeff Patterson said...

Tom: "You know you throw like a girl, right?"

Tim: "You know you look like one, right? ... Nice boots!"

bill said...

Tom: "Stop me if you've heard this- a priest, a Rabbi, and a Tebow walk into a bar..."

Wwright40@hotmail.com

James said...

Tom: I thought that was really cool what you said "I’m into love, and maybe I’ll get more into making love when I’m older" That's deep man. Right on.

Tim: Um, I think Justin Bieber said that.

Tom: Oh. You're a Belieber though right?

Tim: Its believer Tom.

Tom: Oh...Right on.

James said...

Tom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?

Tim: I'm a virgin....

james.snare@gmail.com

James said...

And Tom said unto Timeth, 'Your passes sucketh.'

bill said...

Tom: "What are you talking about?! It was Jay-Z's and Beyonce's baby! Of course they needed the entire floor!"

wwright40@hotmail.com

James said...

Tom: 'Great game man.'

Tim: 'Thanks Tom, praise Jesus.'

Tom: 'You should come round this summer.'

Tim: 'That'd be awesome, praise God.'

Tom: 'Um, yeah. You know you don't have to say Jesus and God in every sentence right?'

Tim: ...'Jesus. Heh.'

james.snare@gmail.com

jaredwc13 said...

Don't worry Tim, it's doesn't matter whether you win or lose. It matters whether I win or lose.

Nate Cousineau said...

Tim: "Hey Tom, can you sign my girlfriend's Uggs?"

Marc said...

seriously tom, does this media hype make me look fat?

Willie Harris said...

Tom: "Maybe if you throw stones instead of a football, you could beat me"

pastorharris@mtzioncary.org

Anonymous said...

Tebow: What's that? You'll see us again? I hope God still speaks through donkeys.

Mr.restrada@gmail.com

The Nerdy Teacher said...

Tim, I thought for sure you'd make me Tebow if we lost, but ballroom dancing? I definitelly didn't see that coming.

flc9105@gmail.com

Bobby said...

Tebow: "Holy Kiss?"
Brady: "Is that Biblical?"
Tebow: "Shhh"

Dan said...

Brady to Tebow: Your Jesus is too safe.

dan.yacoviello@gmail.com

Melanie said...

So far, I think Jimmy Davis' "testamints" caption is the best! ROTFL Yet, here's mine:

Tom Brady: "You know, when we put our numbers together in Romans, you have to rejoice with me when I win, and I have to mourn with you when you lose." (See Romans 12:15)

BrianB. said...

Tebow: “Ever heard of Jared Wilson.”

Brady: “No. Who is he?”

Tebow: “A preacher who is obsessed with you. He is giving away some free stuff for whoever can guess what were talking about.”

Brady: “Dude, you Jesus freaks are crazy.”

Tebow: “We know bro, but we still love you. And Jesus does too by the way.”

Brady: “Yeah, yeah I know. God is love. Hey, God was not showing you too much love today while we smoking your tails on the field.”

Tebow: “Ha, ha Tommyboy that’s a good one. At least my tail will not be smoking in eternity. We’ll see you in the playoff’s bro. Jesus rulz! (Tebow to himself – holy crap I just talked to Tom Brady, I think I’m about to faint.)

bsbent@gmail.com

Brad said...

Tebow"Hey us McDaniels here? Man, where would we be without that guy, right? What'd you get him for Christmas?"

Chris said...

"That's why they call me Tom Terrific."

chris.j.martin17@gmail.com

Jude St.John said...

Tim: And who do YOU say that I am?

Chris said...

"Gettin' a liiiiiiittle close there Tommy boy."

chris.j.martin17@gmail.com

PastorV said...

Tom: Is it weird to model underwear? Tebow: Not nearly as weird as modeling women's boots...I say that with grace though!

Chris said...

"I just farted real bad."

chris.j.martin17@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Tom: Are you frightened?
Tim: Yes.
Tom: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

Eric Green said...

Hey, Tim, I heard you like the Bible and stuff. There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17...

Zach C said...

Tim: Would you mind autographing a pair of my uggs for me?

zach.canjar@gmail.com

Jason McCreary said...

I can't wait to check @jaredcwilson's twitter feed and read his commentary on the game. He's so dreamy.

Matthew Johnson said...

Do you know what a "brony" is?

nhe said...

Brady: "Here endeth the lesson"

Gabe said...

Dude, why does your eyeblack have Romans 16:16 on it?

nhe said...

Tebow: "Do supermodels dig pasty-white Christian QBs?"

Brady: "Yeah, if they can flash Super Bowl rings on 3 fingers"

Blue Collar Todd said...

Tebow: "Nice win Tom, but I got a fan who is a blogger that has his twin boys in my jersey. Beat that".

James said...

"God loves me more than he loves you. That's why I have two Super Bowl rings and you're stuck in Denver."

Ryan said...

Brady: "So, you know I used to look like Jesus, so I've got that going for me- which is nice..."

Anonymous said...

1. Tim: do you know Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

Tom: (In his head) Not Again!

2. Tom: Brady rules! All you do is win? Not today! Brady rules! Brady rules! (flashes his rings in the air)

Tim: Hey Brady, I've got a feeling one of these days you and your whole family are gonna go down.

Weeks later the entire patriots team slips on a proverbial bannana peel losing to the Denver Broncos in the playoffs.

Thank you Billy Madison.


traviscprater@gmail.com

Greg said...

Tom: Dude, thanks for letting us have this one...

Tim: No problem bro, I talked with the Big Guy and we agreed we couldn't win them all, and He really prefers no one knows He cares about football so much. He's been waiting for someone willing to give Him the glory so He could finally answer some of those prayers He gets all of the time. It's all John Pipers fault really, if he remotely sniffs God and glory together, it's on like a honey badger after some grub, and you know God listens to him.

Timothy P said...

Tebow: Hey Tom, you know the root of all deadly sins is pride right?

Brady: Yeah Tim, but the last is wrath, so we're both going down!

skillfulshepherds@gmail.com

Danny Slavich said...

Brady: "Bro, just to be honest with you, I'm actually a lefty too."

danny [at] pembrokeroad [dot] org

pastorricky99 said...

Brady: "Man, that's some awesome hair you got going on."

Tebow: "Thanks, my mom got me this new hair product, I'll send some over to you."

Brady: "You're not that bad after all."

Tebow: "Thanks, but you're still da man, man."

Anonymous said...

Tom: Well that was incredibly easy.
Tim: Just wait til we meet again in the playoffs.
Tom: Oh ok. The day you win a game in the playoffs is the day the Colts decide to trade Peyton Manning. Good luck with that one.

Cyb19@yahoo.com

nhe said...

Tim: "I got a church you need to check out in Vermont - just a 3 hour drive from Foxborough."

Tom: "I know, I know, the daughter keeps sending me letters...."

nhe said...

James said...

Tom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?

Tim: I'm a virgin....

(Cheerios and milk spewed out of my nose together this morning on this one.....will be tough to top)

Raindream said...

Tim: I've got a book to give you. Good stuff, written by a guy named Jared Wilson. He's a big fan.

Tom: Oh, yeah. I've heard of him.

Bill Dandreano said...

Tom Tebow....The two shall become one flesh

Adam Ford said...

"All things to all people...all things to all people..."

*closes eyes*

adamjamesford@gmail

Bill Dandreano said...

Those who are last shall be first...

Sucks for Brady

Bill Dandreano said...

Tom: Tim will you marry me?

Tim: I have to ask your Father's permission first!

Chris said...

Tim: I heard you and the rest of the team had a Karaoke party singing Justin Bieber songs.

Tom: I do not know where you heard that. I have enough trouble from people taking my man card just because I have a girlish haircut.

Tim: Then why did I get a text with a video of you singing, "Baby, Baby, Baby?"

Tom: Oh Crap!!!

chrisland06@gmail.com

For the record: I love both of those guys.

Don G said...

TOM: See Tim, things don't always work out like you plan. Why don't you come on over to my place later. Joel Osteen is gonna be there. I got scared when you threw that 80 yard touchdown pass and contacted him.

TIM: I'll pass, no pun intended. My God still reigns.

dgniffke@msn.com

Mike said...

Tim: Do you get tired of people making jokes about your Uggs and girly hair?

Tom: No, I just show them my "girly" rings.

jbboren said...

"Left-two-three, turn-two-three."

Tebow dancing with the stars.

Trevor said...

Tim: Hey Tom I've never understood the black stripe thing players put under their eyes. What's that all about?

Tom: Well Tim, I'm glad you asked. You see the black stripe represents the sin of man...

five_solas@hotmail.com

Trevor said...

Tim: Hey Tom can I ask you a question?

Tom: Sure buddy, what's up?

Tim: Well, I've always wondered what that black stripe thing is that some players put under their eyes.

Tom: Oh Tim, I'm so glad you asked. You see, the black stripe represents the sin of man...

five_solas@hotmail.com

Jared said...

I'm not gonna tell you which one it was, but only one of these comments so far made me chuckle.

Keep 'em coming, funny people. You just got one to top. :-)

Brandon said...

Tom: "Hey Tim, I thought the Jockey ads were clever. Y'know, you being a Bronco and all."

Tim: "Huh?"

Brandon said...

Tim: "I am so blessed to have played against you, man."

Tom: "I know."

nhe said...

Brady: "Hey man, any thoughts on how I can get my last named to be used as a verb in a sentence?....that's pretty cool"

David said...

Tom: I see you sold your soul also.
Tim: What do you mean?
Tom: I get to win and live as I please lubing up and all that but you dude have to keep clean (Gospel Centered and all that) in order to get the Christians out of their churches tebowing and all that just to have one of the best seasons a rookie could ever have.
Tim: But he said in order to oust Tom you have to be that good ;-)see you in the playoffs.

David@brooksmgmt.com

MatthewJames said...

Brady: Sorry bud, but my team can only be beat through prayer AND fasting.

MatthewJames said...

Tebow: Get thee behind me Satan!
Brady: I can't, we're surrounded.

MatthewJames said...

Brady: Hey Tim, what does the Bible have to say about "personal space?"

Danny Slavich said...

"I've never told anyone this, but I feel like I can trust you. It WAS a tuck, Tim, it really was."

Eric Green said...

"Yeah, it say '2004 Super Bowl Champions' right next to the huge gemstone. MVP engraved on the other side. If you see it, let me know. I mean, I've got 2 more at home, but, you know, still..."

Melanie said...

Tom: You can get a little closer. I'm wearing Arrid Extra Dry.

Drew said...

Brady: Perhaps you should have tebowed before the game!


alterry2 [at] yahoo [dot] com

Casey said...

Do you think this eye black makes my butt look big?

Jude St.John said...

Tom: Good game Tim. You played great.

Tim: Thanks Tom. I appreciate that. More importantly, have you seen the Jefferson Bethke YouTube video?

Adam Ford said...

Brady: "What's a side-hug?"

Adam Ford said...

that's adamjamesford@gmail, btw.

brian said...

"Dude, you read Chapter 10 yet?"

The Nerdy Teacher said...

Say Tim, you really fooled us with that Hail Mary... Theologically speaking, that is.

flc9105@gmail.com

The Nerdy Teacher said...

We hung up 86 on you guys in 2 games. I guess that officially makes me a Doubting Thomas.

The Nerdy Teacher said...

Hey Tim, what ever happened with that Urban ministry you were involved with a few years back?

Willie Harris said...

Tom: "The 49th book, chapter 36 verse 32 says 'Thou shalt not Tebow'"

Jeff Medders said...

Tom: Dude, did you hear me fart in the 3rd quarter?
Tim: Yeah buddy, that was rad.

chiefofleast.com said...

Tim: "You know every time I got sacked tonight God killed a kitten?"

Tom: "I'm not really a cat person, I don't care."

Tim: "Wow, you really do need Jesus don't you?"

Jason Wert said...

Tim: Hey, who's that's creepy guy with the hat and glasses?

Tom: Jared something. He claims to be a pastor but he's been stalking me for years. He'll probably come after you now.

Tim: I might have to rethink the Christian thing.

Anonymous said...

Tom to Tim: "Well you may have thrown for your thousands but I have thrown for Tens of thousands"

nic.w.ferguson@gmail.com

The Calvinator said...

Brady: Ya know, the power of Christ is great, but it'd be a good idea to learn how to throw a spiral.

Scott said...

Hey brother, nice game. Did you notice that your number plus my number equal 27 and Psalm 27 says that the Lord is my light and my salvation--whom shall I fear? See you in the playoffs bro.

Kevin Copeland said...

And the women sang to one another as they celebrated,
"Tebow has scored his thousands,
and Brady his ten thousands." (1 Pats 18:7)

Brian and Ashley said...

Tom: you're hot!
Tim: I know I'm irresistable but I'm not Episcopal.

robby sims said...

"Just wanted to let you know that I've been running the @FakeTomBrady twitter account. I hope that you took my satire as flattery. I'm a big fan." - Tim Tebow

rsims@flagler.edu

Brian @ voiceofthesheep said...

TEBOW: Tom, great game, dude. But how do you keep your hair looking so good after wearing your helment? Look at this mess on my head!

robby sims said...

Simultaneously: "Well, at least Rothlisberger didn't get to play today."

rsims@flagler.edu

Joseph said...

Hey Tim, I bet this loss really messes with your theology, huh?

Joseph said...

I'll see you in the playoffs Tom.
I'll be waiting Timmy. I'll be waiting.

Joseph said...

That's quite a grip you got there Tom.
That's why I win.

robby sims said...

Brady: "Have you ever heard of Joel Osteen?"

josh o. said...

Tom: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.It's hanging on my locker.

Tim: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Tom: Yeah..it's really..neat.

Joseph said...

We like ourselves don't we Thomas? Who gave you your game plan today? Was it, oh I don't know...SATAN?!

Joseph said...

By the way, my email address is josephcmcbee ay gmail dot com

Anonymous said...

Tom: I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast!

Tim: You eat pieces of crap for breakfast?

Jimmy Davis said...

Jared, I forgot to leave my email address with my entries . . . oops!

thecruciformlife[at]gmail[dot]com

Anonymous said...

"Is there a 45:10 in the Bible?"

robpilkerton [at] gmail.com

Paul Reese said...

Tim: All I have to do is squeeze.

Tom: All I have to do is scream.

Kelsey said...

Tom: you stop it.

Tim: no, you stop it.

Phil Auxier said...

Tom: Yeah, look upon me and know me.
Tim: Seems like I've heard that somewhere before.

Anonymous said...

Tom: You just got served!!

Tim: Uhh, that's not quite what he meant.

Anonymous said...

Tim: It's too bad you won Tom, I was gonna invite you to be my special guest next week.



LOL

Michael Miller said...

Tom: Search your feelings, Tim. You know it to be true. I am your daddy.

Kingdom Seeker said...

If you believe in Belichick, you can have your best game now!
rob.wren@gmail.com

Charlie mac said...

Tim: You ever read the book of Revelation?
Tom: Yeah, what about it?
Tim: Say hello to Jesus' white bronco.

Bible humor, catch the fever.

Cmacisaac11@gmail.com

Jeff said...

Tom: I like ya kid, so I'm going to help you. Couple books I've read that helped me be the best me and live my best life now, I'm going to send them to you. They're by some guy named Osteen.

Tim: No thanks, I'm a Christian

Charlie mac said...

Like a virgin touched for the very first time...by Tom Brady

Anonymous said...

"Tom: Osteen had this same effect on me...."

Unckel_Samm@yahoo.com

Kyle Black said...

I know Tim, when you grow up you want to be just like me.

Brian said...

Brady: I know what you are going through. When they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate Sand.
Tebow: You ate what?
Brady: (nodding): We ate Sand.
Tebow: You ate sand?!
Brady: Dass right . . .

bfulton82@gmail.com

Larry Lakey said...

Tom: "On the seventh scoring drive, I rested. And behold, the kick was good."

Larry Lakey said...

Tom: "On the seventh score I rested. And behold, the kick was good."

Jared said...

UPDATE:
Winner of the kit is Kevin Copeland, whose caption was the best rendition of a repeated joke:

And the women sang to one another as they celebrated,
"Tebow has scored his thousands,
and Brady his ten thousands." (1 Pats 18:7)

But since Nic Ferguson had a similar joke posted before Kevin's, I'm gonna send him a kit too. Email me your shipping addresses at jared AT gospeldrivenchurch DOT com, guys, and I'll get them out asap.

Runner up was James Snare's caption:

Tom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?

Tim: I'm a virgin....

I have no idea what that even means, but it made me chuckle.